In case you haven’t noticed, Erogenesis has been working on a brand new gens set for Poser users. Dubbed Lali’s Bits, the complete system will change the way you will use and create your own 3DX masterpiece. But instead of me rambling on about it, how about I switch it over to the creator himself Erogenesis, telling you in his words how Lali’s Bits came to be:
Once upon a time there was this geologist in South East Africa somewhere taking a break from his career as a jack-of-all-fuck-knows-what, and he was looking for some answer to a problem in Poser (which he was using for his perverted hobby), when suddenly he came across Renderotica. He thought, hey, I can put my stuff here too! So he sends his shit off to Renderotica and the manager emailed him back and said: “Hey, why don’t you make comics?” and our geologist said: “hey, why the fuck not.”
And thus our geologist ventured into the dark and scary world called 3Dx… oohhh. So what does he do at first? he tests out his V4, and off course, bends her over to check out her a… the geologist fell over backwards, collapsed on the floor and started shivering uncontrollably and foaming at the mouth. After he recovered, he knew for sure… he cannot go making a comic with an ass like that. And he was not going to post-work his way through 230 frames of a comic! Something must happen.
Three months later he had developed the essential morphs that could correct her ass and thighs as they bent upwards and sideways. He also created a near-anatomically correct vagina prop that would morph along with the V4 mesh. At one point he was sitting behind no less than four PC monitors, with Grey’s Anatomy on the table, a shitload of unabashed porn ‘opened’ on his screens, and a whole scrapyard of empty beer bottles, crumbs, tissues, and teabags around him. The last time in human history someone sat down and worked that hard was when those NASA engineers built the Lunar Landing Module… hey can I take a little pride??
And thus he could make his first comic called ‘Basic Weaponshandling for Fantasy Artists’ which was very well received at this site called Affect3D.
But there were limitations! When the legs bent sideways it was fine, when it was bent forward it was fine, but when it was bent halfway forward and sideways… it looked like shit. The morphs blended horribly. So he needed to devize an intermediate morph that would replace both other morphs at exactly that sweet spot.
Then there was another issue: when Lali was furnished with a purple mega-dildo, and thus inserted it into her newly manufactured vagina, the mesh around it looked like crap as it pushed against the bend correction morphs. Thus our geologist, now better known as Erogenesis, crafted a system that would load three different vaginal opening morphs depending on the angle of the leg.
Houston, the Eagle has landed.
Lets not talk about the trip back hom though, making the injection, where poor Erogenesis was subjected to the inner workings of certain programs (he doesn’t want to mention any names like Poser for example). But not wanting to give up, and being supported and motivated, sometimes at gunpoint, by some very eager fans ;) (love you guys) he persisted! Now every thousand years, it is said, that a miracle occurs. Normally it is some weeping statue of some virgin somewhere, but this time it had a name! Ken! Like the saviour himself he settled down on earth, and through chat programs he said unto me: “Let me help thou.” And thus he did. And I was pleased… fuck that, relieved!!
And so, with our combined efforts, we present to you Lali’s Bits! It will make you V4 experience 100x more fun and it will minimize post work in the area of the genitals to probably zero, in almost all cases. It might also slow you down because you’ll probably be jerking off the whole bloody time, but you’ll get over it.
Do not underestimate it though, it is massive! the options are enough to make you twitch, even if only due to excitement. Reports of customers from after the release were very positive, and they simply thanked me for making something like this. There are some reports of minor issues, like a morph not working, or cross-talking, but that is to be expected with such a *&#@$(&@… nevermind. But we’re working on it, even if its only one customer with the issue.
If you do go buy it, be patient with it, and make sure, you have a LOT of fun!
Get Lali’s Bits at Renderotica now!
Product Feature: Lali’s Bits from Erogenesis,