APRIL FOOLS EVERYONE!
Sorry about the cruel prank. But we wanted to let you know that Affect3D is still independent and that G4E content (and other stuff) is still on the way. So have no fear because nothing’s changing in the immediate future. We love you guys. 🙂
In the meantime, we’ll unhide your real comments (the ones earlier were fakes), so you can see the various reactions we got today. If you wanna see the prank, just look below and then check out the comments. (Added by Supro)
Also props to fredfred5150 for writing the well thought out press release!
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Dear Affect3D community, we have been keeping this quiet, but we’ve chosen this day to make this very special announcement. There are some big changes ahead to the site and content, but rest ashured we’ll keep the impact to a minimum while we transition. Here’s the official announcement:
Online porn company Twistys has acquired 3DX company Affect3D
Recognizing the potential of virtual pornography, Twistys decided to move into the 3DX market in order to expand their already wide ranging product portfolio, through licensing pre-existing content and setting up their own in-house 3D pornography production studio.
After extensive talks between the founders of both companies concerning the direction of the venture and the strategies needed to achieve the desired outcomes both parties came to agreement and signed contracts on March 27th 2.30am (Eastern Australian Time). Shap, founder of Twistys stated “With the talents of miro and the Affect3D staff combined with the resources and trusted reputation of Twistys, we’re sure we can deliver something new and exciting to our customers, and the world of porn in general”. Affect3D’s founder and lead artist “miro” (Whose contract contains an anonymity clause) was quoted as saying “I’m excited that through having access to Hollywood studio level production facilities and equipment I’ll be able to grow and improve 3DX in terms of both production speed and visual quality. I will now be fully able to realise my own artistic vision.”
Twistys will release an official statement about the deal sometime later this week but it has been confirmed that production on Girlfriends4ever will be placed on hold due to the acquisition by Twistys. Affect3D production efforts will be redirected toward mainstream boy/girl projects, with production on the first title slated to commence in early June.
Company Information: Affect3D.com started in 2011 and has grown into a community site attracting 5 million page views a month with a production arm focussing on quality animation. The Affect3D brand aims to remove the stigma associated with pornography and promote a healthy and mature attitude toward human sexuality.
Justin
July 22, 2016Juju ffff
Majortx
April 3, 2014Miro, you’re the best! That one really had me going. I’m glad it’s a joke, and the site didn’t become like thrixxx.com. The reason why your animation is the best is because you’re in charge, no one else.
Stargazer
April 2, 2014wait does that mean no girl on girl or shemale action anymore? so we wont see the G4E dlc until next year? on a lighter note good job and I hope it goes well but I sure hope you stick with big boobs, cocks and your 3 main stars Tara, Ayako and Sayako
LCedarwoodExtarRichL
April 1, 2014Wha wha wha waaaaaa!
Tiffany
April 1, 2014It’s amazing how poorly everyone seems to take April Fools jokes these days… no sense of humor. >_<
Ashspinner
April 1, 2014April 1st?
spyer55
April 1, 2014April fools?
Silverstreek
April 1, 2014I am very, very disappointed in this sellout to Twistys.
Gare
April 1, 2014It does it want to say that it will not be any more Girlfriends 4 ever ?
k7avenger
April 1, 2014wait, does that mean no girl on girl action? also does that also mean no shemale stuff either? and what about the G4E dlc? if it is on hold we wont see it for another year…….on a brighter note good job.
Calista241
April 1, 2014It’s April 1st.
Calista241
April 1, 2014April Fools?
Knight77
April 1, 2014You are sure no “fool” 😉
cyberguy
April 1, 2014Hate to rain on the parade lol, but being it’s April 1st…
1: Twistys was sold to Manwin in 2012 – 2013,
2: Shap retired and is ALMOST done with a non compete clause but till it’s over he can’t do anything in the adult biz.
3: Manwin changed their name to “Mindgeek” after buying out their founding partner (Google them GREAT READS lol)
4: Manwin/Mindgeek has NOTHING to do with 3DX unless you count all the stolen content they use for their tube sites and fake feeder pages.
Little bit of research goes a long way 😉
Lord-Kvento
April 1, 2014This is a joke?
jbtrimar
April 1, 2014Announced on April Fool’s Day?
SadPanda
April 1, 2014First I want to say Congrats to everyone who benefits from that change! Honestly!
I personaly don’t look forward to the change especially putting G4E on hold and focussing on producing boy/girl projects. Because if I feel like watching content including this I don’t see why I would go to the virtual stuff over the real deal.
3dx is predestinated to create content which isn’t doable in real life on a good enough level quality-wise: futas, aliens, monsters, silly sex acts and so on.
Of course that’s just my opinion, but I don’t see me purchasing any “straight/realisitc” product made with 3dx in the future.
anooon
April 1, 2014U wot m8? U r 1 cheeky cunt m8, I swear I will wreck u.
Maxtor
April 1, 2014April Fools 😛
Uncle Sickey
April 1, 2014April 1st? Nice one.
customer1967
April 1, 2014Not finishing the Girlfriends4Ever DLC is BS.
I don’t expect this comment to be seen by anyone except the admins to this site, but I’m very upset that my money was taken for a product that will not be produced.
Dbrn
April 1, 2014If for some reason this isn’t an April Fool’s joke here is my response:
Great… So no GF4Ever DLC, no more futa or interesting fantasies and this will most likely turn into a full pay site. Terrible news 1/10
If it is an April Fools joke, fuck you and your April Fools joke.
hzr
April 1, 2014Tee hee.
321
April 1, 2014april fools
Llucieve
April 1, 2014Wow. This reminds me of this thing a year or two ago about these ridiculous shop items like a 2000 dollar dildo or something being sold here. And I almost fell for this. AGAIN.
Blarg
April 1, 2014Ummmmm.. April fools!?!
MMO_Junkie
April 1, 2014I post a negative comment and you remove it? Okay, then allow me to feign joy at this event that you clearly want only positive response to.
I can’t wait to not see any more content that I like! Yay!
fredfred5150
April 1, 2014They are giving me a pay rise..woohoo!
Zzomp
April 1, 2014Shit !!!
Miro … you told me you’d started working with Brazzers @_@
Blain
April 1, 2014Omg and I was just starting to enjoy working here !
Timepants
April 1, 2014April fools?
reddragon162
April 1, 2014Your not fooling me two years in a row…
sayakofan
April 1, 2014Sorry G4E fans. Looks like it’s the end of the road. It’s just going to be “mainstream boy/girl projects” from here on out. 🙁
CaffeineCrash
April 1, 2014What’s today’s date again? Oh yeah…
MMO_Junkie
April 1, 2014As a purchaser of Girlfriends4Ever and an extremely avid fan of your dickgirl stuff, I can confidently say that this fucking sucks.
Sol
April 1, 2014Oh wait, April 1st, you little bugger 😛
OzTheWolf
April 1, 2014Ummm… April Fools?
yooki42
April 1, 2014April Fools! Miro would never abandon futa, no matter how much money he was offered 😉
Turlas47
April 1, 2014Hmm…something’s fishy here. Veeery fishy.
Sol
April 1, 2014Not sure if I should be excited or sad about this.
Brikk
April 1, 2014shit… can’t believe I fell for that… nearly had a panic attack… disregard my earlier comment… LOL
Brikk
April 1, 2014Grats… but… there’s plenty of boy/girl porn our there in the world, I’d suspect that it was the amazing dickgirl work that brought a lot of your audience here… I guess we’ll have to wait and see what happens. :/
Crocket
April 1, 2014DUMMY COMMENT: wow! will you tell use what the offer was and what will change?
Supro
April 1, 2014DUMMY COMMENT: After working here for all these years, you drop the big news to me this way? That’s seriously fucked up.
StoneyBizmark
April 1, 2014DUMMY COMMENT: Awesome news! Can’t wait to see what you have in store for us!
dylan
April 1, 2014DUMMY COMMENT: wait does that mean no dlc?
limerick
April 1, 2014DUMMY COMMENT: congrats! great work guys!