If you’re like me, you probably enjoy Hentai. A lot. It’s real simple to view it, what with the internet and all. So we’re able to get our fix whenever we can. But do you ever feel like maybe you watch too much hentai? Well, don’t fear. I’m here to help! I’ve designed a 112% full-proof quiz to decide how Hentai you are. It will help you figure out whether or not you’re watching just enough or need to cut back some.
To keep score, just remember A=1 point, B=2, C=3 and D=4. Got it? Good. Let’s get started.
The Quiz
1) How much hentai would you say you have stored on your computer?
- Maybe 5 GB or less
- Around 6-25 GB, if I’m being generous
- At least 26-50 GB
- I have several backups that I’ve lost count.
2) What Hentai manga are you most likely to read or have read?
- Love Selection by Kisaragi Gunma
- Secret Plot by NeWMen
- Netoraserare by Shikishiro Konomi
- Anything by Waita Uziga
3) When watching Girlfriends 4ever, what was your most likely impression?
- “I didn’t like it. Dickgirls are not cool.”
- “This is okay. I’m indifferent towards dickgirls.”
- “I love this title. Dickgirls are my favorite!”
- “Shit’s too weak. Needed some horsecocks and fisting!”
4) What’s the most important thing to you when looking for a mate?
- Their personality
- They’re good with money.
- How big their cock or breasts are.
- Whether or not my parents keep calling them a pillow.
5) Name the perfect romantic song.
- In Your Eyes by Peter Gabriel
- Try A Little Tenderness by Otis Redding
- Closer by Nine Inch Nails
- The Pokemon theme song
6) What Hentai game have you played?
- Clannad
- Secret Wives Club
- Bible Black
- Battle Raper (But I only play it for the story)
7) In your porn, what do you prefer watching?
- Vaginal
- Oral
- Anal
- Quadruple Inverted Anal Fisting
8) Which Nintendo girl would you love to fuck?
- Princess Peach
- Rosalina
- Samus
- Link
9) Don’t answer this question.
- Okay.
- You can’t tell me what you to do!
- Look at the corn.
- Are you trying to turn me on? Because if you are, it’s working…
10) Which one arouses you the most?
- A human girl
- A catgirl
- A human girl in a cat suit
- A cat in a human suit
11) Let’s say you’re living in the Hentai world. What male character would you portray?
- The shy high-school student who’s trying to hook up with the most popular girl in school.
- The hot 20-something that beds all the single and married females in his apartment complex.
- A fat and possibly smelly 30-something who somehow manages to fuck a few high-school girls, possibly via drugs or mind control.
- An ogre who previously pillaged and raped the women in the nearby village, but has now fallen in love with a princess who also happens to be an ogre. Your best friend is a talking donkey.
12) Imagine you’re lying naked in bed when suddenly, a girl enters the room. You notice that she’s…
- A young 18-year old ready to have her virginity taken.
- A mature woman who knows how to satisfy you.
- Got a dick whose size makes you feel inadequate.
- A dog.
13) Picture a girl and tentacles. What did you see?
- A girl eating some squid.
- An octopus grabbing onto a girl’s leg.
- A creature with tentacles fucking a girl.
- Tentacles are for pussies! Parasites all the way!
14) What scenario most likely has or will happen to you in your lifetime?
- I’ll meet a cute boy/girl who I’ll eventually marry.
- I’ll meet a pair of guys/gals who are horny and wanting sex.
- I’ll meet a person who invites me to a gangbang.
- Remember the movie Lolita?
Final Tally
Now that you’ve finished the quiz, it’s time to see how well you did and where you end up. Check your scores below and see how you rank. You might learn something about yourself. And make sure to comment below with your score and what you thought about the quiz!
- 13-17: You’re not really Hentai. Heck, you may just be a little boring. You may wanna fix that.
- 18-26: You’re a little Hentai, but not a whole lot. If you wanna improve, my best advice is to watch more Hentai.
- 27-39: Congratulations, you’re a fan of Hentai! You watch enough to know about it, but not a lot that it boggles the mind.
- 40-49: You’re borderline obsessed with Hentai. Maybe you should ease off a bit, but not after purchasing all your favorite dickgirl titles at the Affect3D Store! (Don’t judge me, I have a job to do)
- 50 or more: You sick fuck.
umemaro
September 2, 2015I don’t like Nintendo but watching nintendo characters doing rule 34 related is considered hentai ? LOL!
Good to know :3
jk btw.
EpicWin
August 28, 2015Eh, I only got 28. And only because I’ve summarized more then one answer in some questions 😀
Sinker
August 23, 2015The author’s got me confusedly aroused about my sexuality.
My eyes tell me she’s a girl but my experience tells me there aren’t any girls in the internet.
Supro
August 23, 2015Your eyes are liars.
shad
August 23, 2015Disappointed i only hit a 40.
Parasites & Waita Uziga cockblocking my perfect score..
akimaru
August 22, 2015Love question 8
say nintendo girl but link it’s a boy WTF (maybe you want to talk about zelda ^^)
Supro
August 22, 2015I know what I said. 😀
WakaWaka
August 22, 201530 for me! Description sounds about right for me. Btw, what hentai is the picture at the top from? It looks very familiar but I can’t seem to recall.
Supro
August 23, 2015Character is from Bakunyuu Hoken Onna Kyoushi.
http://www.getchu.com/soft.phtml?id=676238&gc=gc
shad
August 23, 2015I believe its from 爆乳保健女教師 (Tits Health Teacher)
The Dude
August 22, 2015Rofl, 28. For some reason I didn’t expect to make it out of the second tier.
miro
August 22, 2015what 31? … that horse cock standing in the way of greatness, lol
Velius
August 21, 2015Only 31? Unpossible!
MasterOps
August 21, 2015Even while not being a fan of dickgirls, I still got 40, maybe because I’m a huge lolicon, NTR , furry and rape fetishist…
Jakxxx17
August 21, 201533 ! very funny and nice quiz ! ^^ i’m happy to see that i’m not the biggest weirdo of the world ! hahaha ^^
Inari
August 21, 2015Fan of hentai! Aww yes! Lost my sides at number 8! I’m still laughing at the Link option. xD