Cooler climes are finally here, with store shelves filling up with candy and costumes. People will snap up both of these ever more rapidly as Halloween draws nigh, especially adults.
It used to be that “adult” costumes usually referred to more expensive, realistic, and adult-sized costumes for grown-ups. But lately, they’ve come to mean outfits that bare a lot of female flesh. It’s enough for popular sex writer Dan Savage to compare Halloween to gay pride parades. Whereas pride parades are opportunities for members of the LGBT community to “show their tits, shake their asses, and flaunt their sexualities,” straight people who eschew these events have “unconsciously adopted Halloween” as their pride parade, Savage wrote in a whimsical 2009 column. Savage also observed that it’s mostly the ladies doing the shaking and flaunting. A Google image search for “sexy Halloween costume” yields sexy nurses, sexy tavern wenches, sexy succubi, and even politicians. Yes, there’s even sexy Halloween Hillary Clinton!
This month, we’ll compare the Halloween offerings in 3DX against the sexy themes we see in real-life adult costumes.
Halloween porn outside of 3DX
Let’s dive into the categories of Halloween porn that’s out there this season.
Reality porn, Halloween-style. The assorted reality porn sites have it the easiest, parading their starlets in actual adult costumes, and then showing every sex act that may happen in real life. The popular live-action site Brazzers has, over the years, featured the following:
- Male vampires banging young housewives.
- Female law enforcement officers getting handcuffed and nailed.
- A threesome in which a man lands in purgatory, except the guardians are two nurses who demand unending sex (above).
Erotic horror, which runs from mainstream to dark subculture. Hollywood movies like Scream feature hot, often half-naked women in perilous situations. Typical scenarios include being alone in the woods or a big spooky house with a serial killer on the loose. But the more research you do, the more risqué the content you find. For example, there’s fake “snuff” porn that recreates scenes from Scream, except with graphic violence and explicit sex. A few American porn producers simply combine hardcore sex with slasher film plots, and it goes darker from there.
2D animated porn. The Japanese adult video (JAV) market is replete with immaculate 2D porn or hentai. When it comes to Halloween, all we’re talking about is a subset of hentai that focuses on monsters or horror. There are tentacle monsters using their appendages to satisfy the orifices of unwilling (and sometimes willing) women. There are satanic cults sacrificing young Japanese virgins, who then reanimate as succubi to seduce men.
Costumes lets 3DX genre shine
The more outlandish the sets or costumes, the more expensive the porn – unless you’re talking about 3DX. Here are some of my top Halloween-themed 3DX productions from Affect3D.com.
- Vampires and werewolves. The sex appeal of vampires has been around as long as Bram Stoker’s seminal classic, Dracula. My favorite 3DX example is “Helen Black Vampire Hunter: Torment,” by RedRobot3D. This is part of a series featuring the titular heroine, Helen Black, who hunts vampires. She comes up against a vampire queen with a massive cock in the original comic, then must face all manner of demonic sexual perversity in “Torment,” including a horned demon named Davar.
- Demons, and even Satan himself! A tale of witchcraft gone horribly (and sexily) wrong awaits you in “Practicing Witchcraft,” produced by 3DZen. In this gorgeous comic, a young blonde witch named Gabby attempts a summoning spell, hoping to get a little demon pet. They’re cute, one assumes. Then she winds up getting a demonic cock in her tight pussy.
- Ogres, goblins, and other monsters. Last Halloween, dressed as a sheriff with actual cowboy boots and spurs, I tried my luck with a petite brunette dressed up as Alice in Wonderland. I was gently shot down. But I can still jerk off to “Alyss” getting fucked by a massive minotaur in “Mad Alyss 5: Dark Passage” by Amusteven. This long-running series depicts Alyss, a young raven-haired girl Lewis Carroll would recognize, having sex with all manner of beasties. These include cock-wielding pirate captains and a certain hare sitting at a table with a mentally unbalanced “hatter.”
- Werewolves, the undead, and other beasties. What would happen if Dr. Frankenstein gave his monster an undead female mate with perfect proportions? Some truly tireless fucking, in “The Bride,” a 3DX offering from Nova. Another piece of 3DX made just for Halloween depicts Lilith and Morrigan (two succubi from the Darkstalkers fighting game) screwing a pair of werewolves. It’s just a few images, sadly, and I wish it were a full 3DX series. But if that doesn’t whet your appetite for Halloween 3DX, nothing will.
Poll: Sexy Halloween costumes
This month’s poll gives you many choices. They include an option for a non-sexual Halloween costume if you just don’t find anything arousing about All Hallows’ Eve.
Last month’s poll
As this column went to press, we received 165 responses to the poll in last month’s edition of What’s Your Fetish. The poll related to the column’s topic, the “schoolgirl” fetish. It was a male-dominated poll, with 90.9% of respondents reporting their gender as male and 8.5% reporting as female.
Here’s a look at the highlights.
- Western-style school uniforms were the most popular type of uniform our respondents wanted ladies to wear. The Western-style uniform is basically a blazer over a shirt and tie, with a plaid skirt. It came in at a whopping 25.5%; the runner-up was Japanese or “navy-style” uniforms at 18.2%.
- The preferred sex scenario for schoolgirls was one in which a lesbian teacher seduces female student at 20%. The second-most popular response was bisexual female teachers seducing male and female students at 18.8%. But overall, this question widely split respondents. Lesbian student threesomes, female teachers seducing male students only, and students engaging in group sex were virtually tied at just over 13% each.
- Our last question concerned cosplay, and it seems that video game characters are by far the most popular cosplay characters at 39.4%. Western TV and film characters were nearly tied with Japanese anime characters, with scores of 20.6% and 20% respectively.