It’s that time again. Another episode of Star Wars will bring us excitement, pleasure, and debate. Maybe some of our big questions from the past two years will be answered. But we’re here for pleasure. So, enjoy these delicious offerings from the 3DX community, and feel the force flow through you.
The path to the Dark Side
Return of the Jedi has always been my favorite episode. I’m in the minority on this one. Maybe George’s intention that Star Wars be for kids had an effect on me. I saw it back when I was a youngling, and ya know what? I enjoyed the Ewoks. Perhaps it was the idea of a cute force for good triumphing over an insurmountable evil that appeals to my better nature. But something darker was kindled.
You see, Emperor Palpatine terrified me. For all the might of the Empire, he was a force greater than all that military tech. And fear is the path to the Dark Side. His power was amazing, compelling, and sexy. Too bad he’s totally gross.
Luckily, the Expanded Universe solved that problem. Before the prequels, there was Dark Empire. This comic series gave us an immortal Palpatine, capable of transferring his spirit into a clone body whenever one was killed or got too rancid. A perpetually sexy Palpatine was good. The Dark Side uses the force of passion, and so has all the best sex.
And now my training is complete.
Note from the editing team: A few weeks ago we asked the artists of the 3DX Discord to send us their Star Wars renders so we could celebrate the release of “The Last Jedi.” Thank you to Desterotica, Evolluision, Lars Midnatt, and Nefarius for sharing a delicious array of renders from a galaxy far, far away. Special thanks to Chimera46, who not only created an original render for us, but re-rendered the sexy Twi’lek blowjob animation below so it would be all polished up for the occasion. You can find more from all these artists using the links below!