Ya know, for all the sexist bullshit we hear about in the corporate world, it’s fantasies like this that get you through a long monotonous day pushing paper.
Maybe your boss is really hot, and you find yourself wearing clothing too revealing or too tight, just riding that edge of work appropriate. Perhaps you speak in too many double entendres, or let loose that intentional unintentional Freudian slip. Maybe you stare at your smartphone or a handful of papers while walking distractedly, and “accidentally” collide with that hot body you’ve been undressing in your mind for months.
Or, more likely, your boss isn’t really all that hot, but the corporate world does have its own version of beer goggles. Unless you work on innovative special projects, the work is so mindless and soul sucking even a mediocre orgasm would make your day a thousand times better. Thank you, Balassa, for making that pile of memorandums a little easier to get through.
Expect a bonus at your next performance review 😉