Welcome to the first-ever Affect3D Staff Picks (working title)! A brand-new thing we want to try out on all of you, so basically you’re our test subjects for an experiment that could go horribly right.
The staff here loves the internet. Mainly because of porn. But sometimes we find things in our search around the web that are pretty cool, porn or not. That’s what this column is about: A quick diversion with us finding things that you might find interesting. It can be cool, sexy, funny, 3D, not 3D, maybe even porny (please don’t misconstrue that as poney).
We’re giving this a shot to see if you guys and gals enjoy it. If you do or don’t, let us know at the comments section below. But do stay tuned for the end of the column, because we’re gonna hold a little contest. Namely one to give this thing a proper name. But let’s begin!
Miro’s Pick: This Is How You Watch Porn
“A balanced survey on porn for a change from cosmopolitan of all sites. Insightful and stimulating: did you know that 96% of women are ok with their dates watching porn :)”
Supro’s Pick: Why I Should Watch Japanese Pro Wrestling
“New Japan is a pretty awesome promotion. But this entrance takes the cake for best entrance of all time.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POUqeD_-4ck
Fred5150’s Pick: Wow, Shes Pro
“Any visitor to this site knows 3DX girls can deepthroat just about anything, but a real girl who can do it is a thing of legend, spoken of only in hushed whispers by those who know her or have been lucky enough to be on the receiving end such a rare gift. Which is why these gifs of webcam girl Kristi Lovett are worth seeing!”
Alpensepp’s Pick: Legend of Queen Opala Origins
“Gabe announced her next “Legend of Queen Opala” game and is trying to crowdfund it on Offbeatr. Even with Super Nintendo graphics LoQOII is the best game with a fair amount of adult content I’ve played, so Good Luck Gabe!! x3”
Morfium’s Pick: Lightning Returns – Opening Cutscene
“I never played a FF game, and I’m not that into it, but the guys from Square Enix know how to make 3D-vidoes. Enjoy these magnificant piece of CG-work. They should make a movie out of that additonal to the ones they already made.”
Help Name This Column!
So we’re not the best names people in the universe. That’s why we wanted to let you name this column. Help and give us your best suggestion and if it’s good, we’ll use it the next time we do this, your name will be immortalized as the new title. Just post your suggestion in the comment section below.
And if you like this new column or hate it, add your comment below.
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February 27, 2014oh and i also forgot the Lightning 3d porno would be fucking hot everybody going to love it
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February 27, 2014hi my name is taha this column is great idea an d i think you could call your next title [SHADOW FALL]
turias
February 26, 2014wow, I think its cool that Japanese guy is the first openly gay wrestler I ever heard of….
anyway, staff picks is just fine for a column of staff picks….don’t over think it guys…
DarkWicca
February 26, 2014I would love to see a Affect3D movie of Opala and Lightning going at it with each other..lol
reddragon162
February 25, 2014How about calling it Quick Shots or something like that?