Happy Lunar New Year, everyone! We weren’t planning to have a sale this weekend but it occurred to me that we’re entering the Year of the Rooster… That is, we’re entering the Year of the Cock. And not just any cock, a fire cock! I’m not entirely sure what the implication of a fire cock is, but Sayako’s pretty hot so I’ll assume it’s a reference to that.
Is that culturally insensitive? I don’t know, but I’m Asian, so I can play a “Get out of PC Jail, Free” card if needed.
Anyway, it’s the Year of the Cock so naturally we’re putting all products tagged “Futanari” and “Huge Cock” on sale. They’ll be 30% off until the end of Sunday, with no minimum buy. Just add whatever you like to your cart and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout.
On a more serious note, I actually do celebrate the Lunar New Years, so on behalf of Affect3D I wish you all prosperity, happiness, and good health. May you have many orgasms in the new year! 😘
Llyander
January 31, 2017Discount doesn’t seem to work? Tried purchasing Smerinka – Erected City and Pearl Necklace, both which seem to be tagged with the required tags, and no discount was applied at checkout.
andi guinness
January 31, 2017Sale’s already over. As noted in the post, it ended on Sunday.
jack pinder
January 28, 2017So you got me curious and I googled up the Fire Cock. Not good news for us Cat types though the sale is great news. May you also have many orgasms in this new year.
Marie Fasolt
January 28, 2017Oh that reminds me, I forgot to add in the fun fact that prized American golfer and sex addict, Tiger Woods, was born in the year of the wood tiger! I always thought that was rather cute for his parents to do that. His mother is half Thai, half Chinese apparently.